Posts Tagged Barack Obama

Day 41 – Michelle mad!

Apparently, everybody’s upset today over Barry’s decision to let Bill Clinton take over the press conference they had together on Friday.  Including Michelle, since he told everyone he was leaving because she wanted him at the Christmas party.  Everyone else is just saying it made him look unpresidential – like he was turning over being President to Clinton or something!

A couple people heard Michelle say “Barack, you should never have turned that podium over to that pig!”

LOL!

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Day 37 – 4:45 pm

Btw, thought I saw Barry outside catching a smoke today!

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Day 35 – Obama mad!

Sorry gang – been unable to post these past few days.

Britney said the Prez is reeeeallly mad today.  Said she was in Intern Bill’s office and they heard his loud voice saying, “It’s not going to happen!” and  then a door slam.  No one’s really sure what’s going on, but we think it has something to do with the press conference he just gave about tax cuts and the Republicans. Yikes!

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Day 28 – more chaos

Sorry gang, was out sick yesterday – too much turkey I think. 😦

Wish I was out today too – it’s a total sh!t storm here again with all this Wiki-leaks crap.  Which is odd because you’d think they’d have seen this coming.  Anyway, all day Britney and I have been deleting emails.  Specifically: any emails between the White House and Hillary Clinton.  I guess they’re worried all this spying she did on diplomats and stuff might come back to them.  There’s even talk Barry’s gonna give her the axe!  What a mess!

We’re supposed to look for other stuff too.  Search terms: China, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Mexico, muslim, prince, royals, gay, gay bar, Barney Frank, drunk, credit card, brothel, Bill Clinton, stripper, Russian strippers, terrorist, detainee, drug, mule, bitch, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, George Soros, Hugo Chavez, Sean Penn.

So far, we’ve deleted about a thousand emails!  Stay tuned for more!

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Day 13 – Barry’s back!

The Prez is back today and in a bad mood.  Apparently the foreign trip didn’t go so well.  Michelle is on a rampage about something too.  I can hear her barking orders all the way down the hall.  From what I’ve heard, she and the Secret Service guys don’t get along too well.  Anyway “Bill” the senior intern stopped by and told us to keep our heads down and look busy (even though we don’t have anything to do).  So I guess I’ll just do the blog.  Good thing my computer screen doesn’t face the door!

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Day 3 – in early

Had to get in real early today to get Michelle’s shoes to her assistant.  The First Lady needs them for the India trip. ugh! hope I don’t have to do that again.

It’s crazy with everyone running around getting ready for this trip!  

Btw, I thought I saw Obama for the first time this morning.  Well, at least the back of his head.  He’s got big ears!

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Day 2 – 4:20pm

Still haven’t seen Obama, but had a strange encounter with Biden in the hallway.  He asked if I was one of the new “candy stripers.”  Not sure what he meant by that.

Still waiting for my assignment.

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Day 1 – my first day!

Well, it’s my first day as a White House intern!  I’m sitting here in my tiny office now waiting for word on my first assignment.  They gave us all shiny new laptops so I thought I’d start a little blog about my experiences here.  I’m also getting a little bored.

In case you’re wondering, we (my fellow interns and I are) are part of a new group they just brought in.  Rumor has it they knew yesterday’s elections were gonna be a legislative bloodbath for the Democrats so they’re focusing on the executive and I guess they needed bodies.  I also keep hearing there’s some kind of “shake-up” going on around here.

So the day started out kind of interesting.  I had never been to the White House before.  They said it really wasn’t a good day to “orient” us as things were a little chaotic trying to get the President ready for his press conference and all.  But we were given kind of a mini-tour of the back offices in the West Wing.  After a quick pat-down by the Secret Service guys, we met our tour guide “Bill” who is one of the senior interns.  Bill walked us through the halls pointing out some of the various offices: the Personnel Office, the Political Affairs Office (which includes the Muslim Outreach suite), the National Security Advisor’s Office, the Arizona War Room (yes, they actually have that), the Office of Media Affairs (also known as the Fox News war room), the SEIU and Acorn suite of offices and the Move On office which they say Mr. Soros sometimes uses when he’s in town.  We passed by the Oval Office but it was locked.  I thought I heard Biden’s voice.

Anyway, can’t wait to find out what my assignment is!

PS. Haven’t seen “Barry” yet.  That’s what someone told me they call Obama around here, but not to his face.  🙂

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