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Day 37 – everybody going crazy!

Intern Bill told us to hide today!¬† Said everything’s “coming to a head” (his words) on a bunch of things: the tax deal blowing up, the Wiki-leaks insanity, terrorist stuff, Michelle flipping out about the holiday tree not standing up straight (yes, true!) .. and on and on!¬† We’ve been told to keep deleting emails but not to leave our office.

I hear A-Rod yelling at someone now! Yikes! Over and out…

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Day 28 – more chaos

Sorry gang, was out sick yesterday – too much turkey I think. ūüė¶

Wish I was out today too – it’s a total sh!t storm here again with all this Wiki-leaks crap.¬† Which is odd because you’d think they’d have seen this coming.¬† Anyway, all day Britney and I have been deleting emails.¬† Specifically: any emails between the White House and Hillary Clinton.¬† I guess they’re worried all this spying she did on diplomats and stuff might come back to them.¬† There’s even talk Barry’s gonna give her the axe!¬† What a mess!

We’re supposed to look for other stuff too.¬† Search terms: China, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Mexico,¬†muslim, prince, royals, gay, gay bar, Barney Frank,¬†drunk, credit card, brothel, Bill Clinton, stripper, Russian strippers,¬†terrorist, detainee, drug, mule, bitch,¬†Barbara Boxer, Nancy¬†Pelosi, Harry Reid,¬†Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, George Soros, Hugo Chavez, Sean Penn.

So far, we’ve deleted about a thousand emails!¬† Stay tuned for more!

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