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Day 42 – Bill hits on Britney!

Britney admitted to me today that Bill Clinton hit on her in the hallway last Friday during the Christmas party!  He said “I kinda like your type!”  She said he seemed really drunk.  LOL!!!

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Day 30 – still deleting

We’ve been at it for two days now and we’re still deleting emails.  We’re just looking for search terms (see my post from yesterday) so I don’t even get to read that much — very boring. 

A few hours ago Michelle borrowed some of the girl interns to help with the “holiday” decorating (not allowed to say Christmas around here).  Somebody said they heard her freaking out because the dog got hold of one of the antique tree ornaments and chewed the hell out of it!  LOL.

Oh well, back to deleting!

 

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Day 28 – more chaos

Sorry gang, was out sick yesterday – too much turkey I think. 😦

Wish I was out today too – it’s a total sh!t storm here again with all this Wiki-leaks crap.  Which is odd because you’d think they’d have seen this coming.  Anyway, all day Britney and I have been deleting emails.  Specifically: any emails between the White House and Hillary Clinton.  I guess they’re worried all this spying she did on diplomats and stuff might come back to them.  There’s even talk Barry’s gonna give her the axe!  What a mess!

We’re supposed to look for other stuff too.  Search terms: China, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Mexico, muslim, prince, royals, gay, gay bar, Barney Frank, drunk, credit card, brothel, Bill Clinton, stripper, Russian strippers, terrorist, detainee, drug, mule, bitch, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, George Soros, Hugo Chavez, Sean Penn.

So far, we’ve deleted about a thousand emails!  Stay tuned for more!

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Day 22 – Happy Thanksgiving!

They’re letting us go early today for the Thanksgiving holiday!  I didn’t finish my Korea memo but they said they don’t need it now anyway. I’m good with that.

Happy Turkey Day! 🙂

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Day 14 – shredding day

Britney and I got a new assignment today: shredding!

This morning, Intern Bill came by with a pushcart with @ 15 boxes of documents on it and told us to get to it.  We’ve been at it since then and they keep bringing us more boxes! Ugh! 

We’ve been given a short lunch break but then it’s back to more shredding!  What a great job!

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Day 10 – hungover (ugh!)

Got in kinda late today (feeling hung-over).  Britney and I went out for drinks yesterday after work.  (I had my own motives but got nothing, lol.)  Anyway, that on top of all the champagne I had at lunch really did me in.  But she can drink like a fish and it doesn’t seem to affect her one bit.  Southern chicks! Lol.

Anyway, she gave me the rundown on why we’ve all been hired. I don’t know how she knows stuff but up until last week she interned for this congressman (who shall remain unnamed) who lost.  I guess she overheard all these rumors.  According to her, since last week’s losses, Barry’s team has made the call to shift things back to the WH.  Everything’s gonna be run out of here now.  Also, there’s gonna be some big shake up and heads are gonna roll when he gets back.  So that’s why they wanted all these new bodies.  All hands on deck I guess. We’ll see…

So… heading out to lunch now to get my new watch… Tag or Rolex? Hmm…

 

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Day 3 – 1:20pm

Went to lunch and now sitting here with nothing to do except play on the computer. This place is like a ghost town! Did they take everyone with them to India?

Think I’ll wander around some more…

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Day 2 – wandering the halls

Still waiting on my first assignment.  I’m told it will come later today.  Decided to wander the halls; nice furniture here.  I guess there’s some kind of cabinet meeting going on –lots of press types here and there.  Also lots of staffers scurrying around getting things ready for the President’s India trip tomorrow.

Think I’ll get some lunch.

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Day 1 – my first day!

Well, it’s my first day as a White House intern!  I’m sitting here in my tiny office now waiting for word on my first assignment.  They gave us all shiny new laptops so I thought I’d start a little blog about my experiences here.  I’m also getting a little bored.

In case you’re wondering, we (my fellow interns and I are) are part of a new group they just brought in.  Rumor has it they knew yesterday’s elections were gonna be a legislative bloodbath for the Democrats so they’re focusing on the executive and I guess they needed bodies.  I also keep hearing there’s some kind of “shake-up” going on around here.

So the day started out kind of interesting.  I had never been to the White House before.  They said it really wasn’t a good day to “orient” us as things were a little chaotic trying to get the President ready for his press conference and all.  But we were given kind of a mini-tour of the back offices in the West Wing.  After a quick pat-down by the Secret Service guys, we met our tour guide “Bill” who is one of the senior interns.  Bill walked us through the halls pointing out some of the various offices: the Personnel Office, the Political Affairs Office (which includes the Muslim Outreach suite), the National Security Advisor’s Office, the Arizona War Room (yes, they actually have that), the Office of Media Affairs (also known as the Fox News war room), the SEIU and Acorn suite of offices and the Move On office which they say Mr. Soros sometimes uses when he’s in town.  We passed by the Oval Office but it was locked.  I thought I heard Biden’s voice.

Anyway, can’t wait to find out what my assignment is!

PS. Haven’t seen “Barry” yet.  That’s what someone told me they call Obama around here, but not to his face.  🙂

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