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Day 45 – 5:15 pm

Now old Joe is wandering around in his socks!  (Tassel loafers thrown into the trash can.)

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Day 45 – Biden steps in it!

We were out in the hallway “celebrating” the tax deal when somebody heard Biden cursing up a storm.  It seems Bo the dog took another shit on the carpet of the Roosevelt Room and Joe stepped in it!  LOL!!

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Day 28 – more chaos

Sorry gang, was out sick yesterday – too much turkey I think. 😦

Wish I was out today too – it’s a total sh!t storm here again with all this Wiki-leaks crap.  Which is odd because you’d think they’d have seen this coming.  Anyway, all day Britney and I have been deleting emails.  Specifically: any emails between the White House and Hillary Clinton.  I guess they’re worried all this spying she did on diplomats and stuff might come back to them.  There’s even talk Barry’s gonna give her the axe!  What a mess!

We’re supposed to look for other stuff too.  Search terms: China, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Mexico, muslim, prince, royals, gay, gay bar, Barney Frank, drunk, credit card, brothel, Bill Clinton, stripper, Russian strippers, terrorist, detainee, drug, mule, bitch, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, George Soros, Hugo Chavez, Sean Penn.

So far, we’ve deleted about a thousand emails!  Stay tuned for more!

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Day 9 – while the cat’s away…

Yesterday I got three new suits, ties, shirts, a custom pair of Nike Skeets (sweet!) and  a bunch of other stuff with our clothing stipend money. Thinking about a new watch too but can’t decide if I want a Tag or a Rolex.. keep you posted on that.

Been like a party around here this week with Biden running the show.

Today for lunch there was a big spread for all us interns and other staffers in the Roosevelt Room: oysters, caviar, imported cheese, etc., even Champagne (but I don’t think we’re all of age to drink here – LOL!)  Even some of the Secret Service guys got in on the act.

I could’ve eaten the caviar all day (and practically did) but Britney doesn’t like it so she gave hers to “Bo” the Dog who lapped it right up. Hilarious!

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Day 7 – more goodies!

We each got Blackberrys today.  Got a bunch of other goodies too including a 10K stipend for wardrobe enhancement! Sweet!  I guess we’re all part of that stimulus money.   Thanks taxpayers! Lol.

Just saw Joe Biden practicing his putting in the hallway.  What a hoot!

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Day 2 – 4:20pm

Still haven’t seen Obama, but had a strange encounter with Biden in the hallway.  He asked if I was one of the new “candy stripers.”  Not sure what he meant by that.

Still waiting for my assignment.

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Day 1 – my first day!

Well, it’s my first day as a White House intern!  I’m sitting here in my tiny office now waiting for word on my first assignment.  They gave us all shiny new laptops so I thought I’d start a little blog about my experiences here.  I’m also getting a little bored.

In case you’re wondering, we (my fellow interns and I are) are part of a new group they just brought in.  Rumor has it they knew yesterday’s elections were gonna be a legislative bloodbath for the Democrats so they’re focusing on the executive and I guess they needed bodies.  I also keep hearing there’s some kind of “shake-up” going on around here.

So the day started out kind of interesting.  I had never been to the White House before.  They said it really wasn’t a good day to “orient” us as things were a little chaotic trying to get the President ready for his press conference and all.  But we were given kind of a mini-tour of the back offices in the West Wing.  After a quick pat-down by the Secret Service guys, we met our tour guide “Bill” who is one of the senior interns.  Bill walked us through the halls pointing out some of the various offices: the Personnel Office, the Political Affairs Office (which includes the Muslim Outreach suite), the National Security Advisor’s Office, the Arizona War Room (yes, they actually have that), the Office of Media Affairs (also known as the Fox News war room), the SEIU and Acorn suite of offices and the Move On office which they say Mr. Soros sometimes uses when he’s in town.  We passed by the Oval Office but it was locked.  I thought I heard Biden’s voice.

Anyway, can’t wait to find out what my assignment is!

PS. Haven’t seen “Barry” yet.  That’s what someone told me they call Obama around here, but not to his face.  🙂

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