Archive for December, 2010
Now old Joe is wandering around in his socks! (Tassel loafers thrown into the trash can.)
We were out in the hallway “celebrating” the tax deal when somebody heard Biden cursing up a storm. It seems Bo the dog took another shit on the carpet of the Roosevelt Room and Joe stepped in it! LOL!!
Got a new assignment from Intern Bill today: come up with as many different words as I can to describe the word “earmark”. I can use the Internet or whatever. I don’t even know what an “earmark” is.
Britney admitted to me today that Bill Clinton hit on her in the hallway last Friday during the Christmas party! He said “I kinda like your type!” She said he seemed really drunk. LOL!!!
Apparently, everybody’s upset today over Barry’s decision to let Bill Clinton take over the press conference they had together on Friday. Including Michelle, since he told everyone he was leaving because she wanted him at the Christmas party. Everyone else is just saying it made him look unpresidential – like he was turning over being President to Clinton or something!
A couple people heard Michelle say “Barack, you should never have turned that podium over to that pig!”
Btw, thought I saw Barry outside catching a smoke today!
Intern Bill told us to hide today! Said everything’s “coming to a head” (his words) on a bunch of things: the tax deal blowing up, the Wiki-leaks insanity, terrorist stuff, Michelle flipping out about the holiday tree not standing up straight (yes, true!) .. and on and on! We’ve been told to keep deleting emails but not to leave our office.
I hear A-Rod yelling at someone now! Yikes! Over and out…
Sorry gang – been unable to post these past few days.
Britney said the Prez is reeeeallly mad today. Said she was in Intern Bill’s office and they heard his loud voice saying, “It’s not going to happen!” and then a door slam. No one’s really sure what’s going on, but we think it has something to do with the press conference he just gave about tax cuts and the Republicans. Yikes!