Day 45 – 5:15 pm

Now old Joe is wandering around in his socks!  (Tassel loafers thrown into the trash can.)

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Day 45 – Biden steps in it!

We were out in the hallway “celebrating” the tax deal when somebody heard Biden cursing up a storm.  It seems Bo the dog took another shit on the carpet of the Roosevelt Room and Joe stepped in it!  LOL!!

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Day 43 – ugh!

Got a new assignment from Intern Bill today: come up with as many different words as I can to describe the word “earmark”.  I can use the Internet or whatever.  I don’t even know what an “earmark” is.

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Day 42 – Bill hits on Britney!

Britney admitted to me today that Bill Clinton hit on her in the hallway last Friday during the Christmas party!  He said “I kinda like your type!”  She said he seemed really drunk.  LOL!!!

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Day 41 – Michelle mad!

Apparently, everybody’s upset today over Barry’s decision to let Bill Clinton take over the press conference they had together on Friday.  Including Michelle, since he told everyone he was leaving because she wanted him at the Christmas party.  Everyone else is just saying it made him look unpresidential – like he was turning over being President to Clinton or something!

A couple people heard Michelle say “Barack, you should never have turned that podium over to that pig!”

LOL!

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Day 37 – 4:45 pm

Btw, thought I saw Barry outside catching a smoke today!

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Day 37 – everybody going crazy!

Intern Bill told us to hide today!  Said everything’s “coming to a head” (his words) on a bunch of things: the tax deal blowing up, the Wiki-leaks insanity, terrorist stuff, Michelle flipping out about the holiday tree not standing up straight (yes, true!) .. and on and on!  We’ve been told to keep deleting emails but not to leave our office.

I hear A-Rod yelling at someone now! Yikes! Over and out…

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Day 35 – Obama mad!

Sorry gang – been unable to post these past few days.

Britney said the Prez is reeeeallly mad today.  Said she was in Intern Bill’s office and they heard his loud voice saying, “It’s not going to happen!” and  then a door slam.  No one’s really sure what’s going on, but we think it has something to do with the press conference he just gave about tax cuts and the Republicans. Yikes!

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Day 30 – still deleting

We’ve been at it for two days now and we’re still deleting emails.  We’re just looking for search terms (see my post from yesterday) so I don’t even get to read that much — very boring. 

A few hours ago Michelle borrowed some of the girl interns to help with the “holiday” decorating (not allowed to say Christmas around here).  Somebody said they heard her freaking out because the dog got hold of one of the antique tree ornaments and chewed the hell out of it!  LOL.

Oh well, back to deleting!

 

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Day 28 – more chaos

Sorry gang, was out sick yesterday – too much turkey I think. :(

Wish I was out today too – it’s a total sh!t storm here again with all this Wiki-leaks crap.  Which is odd because you’d think they’d have seen this coming.  Anyway, all day Britney and I have been deleting emails.  Specifically: any emails between the White House and Hillary Clinton.  I guess they’re worried all this spying she did on diplomats and stuff might come back to them.  There’s even talk Barry’s gonna give her the axe!  What a mess!

We’re supposed to look for other stuff too.  Search terms: China, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Mexico, muslim, prince, royals, gay, gay bar, Barney Frank, drunk, credit card, brothel, Bill Clinton, stripper, Russian strippers, terrorist, detainee, drug, mule, bitch, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, George Soros, Hugo Chavez, Sean Penn.

So far, we’ve deleted about a thousand emails!  Stay tuned for more!

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